me: I'm a little too stoned
me: *takes another bong rip*
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
"You’re not weak. Your life is not defined by a letter grade, a dress size, your sexuality or anything else. You have every chance at happiness. You were not meant to suffer. You are loved. Never, ever give up."
- Chris Colfer (via maxkirin)
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
(Source: friendzonked, via fake-mermaid)